Keith Lemon - Being Keith - Orion Publishing Group
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    • Publication date:08 Nov 2012

Being Keith

By Keith Lemon

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The long awaited memoir from the strawberry blond-star of Celebrity Juice and all-round lady magnet, Keith Lemon

Since being crowned the Northern Businessman of the Year 1993, Keith Lemon has been going from strength to strength and now is regularly seen sandwiched between two bang tidy lasses on the funniest show on telly, ITV2's CELEBRITY JUICE.

In BEING KEITH, Keith Lemon - international ladies man and national treasure - opens up and shares the juiciest parts of his life from the last five years; from selling Securipoles in America and travelling the world to his first encounter with Holly and Fearne and dirty dancing with Paddy - and all the juicy details in between. Packed with photos and illustrations, this is Keith's story of success told in his own unique style.

You'll never dream of him in the same way again...Ooooosh!

Biographical Notes

Keith Lemon was BUSINESSMAN OF THE YEAR 1993, professional Owen Wilson lookalike (1999 international WISLON CUP winner and 2001 runner up), professional Ginger, and a national treasure starring in such shows as KEITH LEMON'S CELEBRITY JUICE and as an Agony Uncle on THIS MORNING. Above all else, Keith Lemon is a professional lady magnet.

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  • ISBN: 9781409144779
  • Publication date: 08 Nov 2012
  • Page count: 240
This is a ridiculous and a very naughty book, of course! — STAR
A very funny read — HEAT
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