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The Brexit Survival Activity Book

By Wayne Kerr
Illustrated by Wayne Kerr

  • Paperback
  • £7.99

A parody survival guide to Brexit, the perfect stocking filler for Remainers!

A parody survival guide to Brexit, the perfect stocking filler gift for the politically dissatisfied person in your life!
AS FEATURED ON THE GUARDIAN

ACTIVITIES INCLUDE: the Great Brexit sing-a-long, Find the Foreign Secretary and a Theresa May mindfulness exercise.

Packed with a host of games, puzzles, activities and jokes, THE BREXIT SURVIVAL ACTIVITY BOOK will take your mind off the impending doom of not being allowed to compete in Eurovision.

Remember - if you don't laugh, you'll only cry. So grab a pencil, and get puzzling!

Biographical Notes

Wayne Kerr is a former relationship therapist (not an expert though, Britain's had enough of them!) who has helped millions get over such break-ups as Brad and Jen, Zayn and 1D and Charlie Simpson and Busted. Now he's here to support you through Brexit Britain with psychologically beneficial activities and specialist coping exercises. It's going to be ok, folks.

Wayne Kerr is an ex-pat living off-grid in the Eurozone with his pet spaniel, Darius.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781409171102
  • Publication date: 03 Nov 2016
  • Page count: 64
  • Imprint: Trapeze
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