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    • ISBN:9781409175858
    • Publication date:16 Nov 2017

The Story of Life

By Chris (Simpsons Artist)

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From conception and birth all the way through to death and rebirth, The Story of Life is the laugh-out-loud, brilliantly surreal follow up to Motivational Quotes to Help You Be More Positive by social media star and illustrator Chris (Simpsons Artist)

this book is a magical journey through life from the beginnings of time to the birth of a child and the adventure that we take on our way to the grave and beyond to the stars
it is a celebration of being human and all of the beautiful things that is in between.

if you like books that are about:
why we are here
how we are made
babies shedding their baby legs and growing their child legs
the innocence of childhood
the warmth of papas back
teen life
body hare
the first kiss
falling in love
being alone
the gift of a feather
tales of witches
saturday nights
monday mornings
the mystery of old peoples earlobes
death
ghosts
and the meaning of life

then this book is for you

because inside of this book there is all of those things and after reading about 5 pages of it you will be the main expert of human life and there will be nothing in this world that you will not know

love from your friend chris (simpsons artist) xox

Biographical Notes

Chris (Simpsons Artist) is an anonymous cartoonist known for his comedic and deliberately childlike caricatures and stream-of-consciousness writing. He is a regular contributor to NME, FHM, the INDEPENDENT, FRONT magazine and the GUARDIAN.

You can check out Chris's work here:
Facebook: www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt
Instagram: @chrissimpsonartist
Twitter: @getbentsaggy
Website: http://picturesthatigoneanddone.bigcartel.com

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  • ISBN: 9781409175841
  • Publication date: 16 Nov 2017
  • Page count: 128
  • Imprint: Trapeze
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