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    • Publication date:25 May 2017
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    • Publication date:20 Oct 2016

Alan Partridge: Nomad

By Alan Partridge

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The deeply personal follow-up to Alan Partridge's deeply personal autobiography, I, Partridge, charting the highs, lows and mediums of his one-man walking tour around (certain parts of) Britain.

THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

Praise for Nomad:
'Funniest book of the year' Sunday Telegraph
'Alan Partridge's Nomad is almost certainly the funniest book ever written' Caitlin Moran
'Sensationally funny. What brilliant writing' Richard Osman
'Sensational' Jenny Colgan
'Hilarious' Jon Ronson
'Brilliantly funny' Marcus Brigstock

In ALAN PARTRIDGE: NOMAD, Alan dons his boots, windcheater and scarf and embarks on an odyssey through a place he once knew - it's called Britain - intent on completing a journey of immense personal significance.

Diarising his ramble in the form of a 'journey journal', Alan details the people and places he encounters, ruminates on matters large and small and, on a final leg fraught with danger, becomes - not a man (because he was one to start off with) - but a better, more inspiring example of a man.

This deeply personal book is divided into chapters and has a colour photograph on the front cover. It is deeply personal. Through witty vignettes, heavy essays and nod-inducing pieces of wisdom, Alan shines a light on the nooks of the nation and the crannies of himself, making this a biography that biographs the biographer while also biographing bits of Britain.

Biographical Notes

Alan Partridge presents Mid Morning Matters on North Norfolk Digital. Broadcaster, writer, motivational speaker, sports fan, thought-leader, businessman and consummate professional, Alan enjoys bitter shandy, shandied lager, high-end knitwear and personal success. He is currently doing very well.

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  • ISBN: 9781409156727
  • Publication date: 20 Oct 2016
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  • Imprint: Trapeze
Overwrought, fanatically detailed, unhinged - and utterly hilarious. A must. — Alice Jones, i News
Funniest book of the year — Sunday Telegraph
Bathos is everywhere. It's glorious. — Sam Leith, The Guardian
An uproariously funny read, with genius jokes on every page — Heat
Partridge fans will love it — Financial Times, Books of the Year
[Nomad] is, if you need me to tell you, hilarious — Choice
Alan Partridge's NOMAD is almost certainly the funniest book ever written — Caitlin Moran
Sensationally funny. What brilliant writing. — Richard Osman
Hilarious — Jon Ronson
Brilliantly funny — Marcus Brigstock
Sensational — Jenny Colgan
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