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    • ISBN:9781409166054
    • Publication date:17 Nov 2016

The Walking Bread

By Rick Grains

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  • £9.99

Hilarious spoof cookbook to tie into the hit series.

From the creators of BAKING BAD and GAME OF SCONES comes the ghoulishly funny spoof cookbook THE WALKING BREAD, inspired by the hit television series that viewers have been hungrily devouring for the past five years.

Fans of the show will be dying to get their hands, and jaws, on this new pun-tastic, post-apocalyptic instalment that features edible recipes inspired by key moments on the show, such as Carol's Tough Nut Cookies and Rick's Ribs. Don your apron (and your eye patch) and prepare for the very best of dystopian cooking.

Biographical Notes

Originally a police offer and amateur patissier, Rick Grains was shot in the line of duty and fell into a coma, only to awake in the midst of a baking apocalypse. Over-run by delicious, but vicious, walking pastries, Rick had to fend off hordes of undead treats. In the land of the Walking Bread, danger is only ever one bite away.

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  • ISBN: 9781409166047
  • Publication date: 17 Nov 2016
  • Page count: 128
  • Imprint: Trapeze
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