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    • ISBN:9781409167822
    • Publication date:16 Jun 2016

Trump Cats

The (Lack of) Wit and Wisdom of Donald Trump. As Told by Cats

By Hugh Janus

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A compendium of The Donald's most outrageous quotes.

"You all know it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

"My IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."

Donald J. Trump tells it straight. You can rely on him to wheel out the kind of polarising, xenophobic, offensive rhetoric that is guaranteed to rile millions of people. Nay, even the Pope has expressed concern.

This book is a superb collection of Trump's most outrageous public utterances. From the ridiculous and bizarre to shocking and hate-fuelled, these are the most quotable sound bites from one of the world's most unavoidable political billionaire juggernauts. Buy it, moron!

Biographical Notes

Hugh Janus is an avid follower of US politics and owns a Persian cat named Fluffy.

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