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Colour My Bollocks

A Very Adult, Adult Colouring Book

By Becky Glass

  • Paperback
  • £9.99

BOLLOCKS! SHIT A BRICK! ARSEBADGER! WAZZOCK! Over 30 rude swear words for you to bloody well colour in.

Have you ever wanted to call your boss a PISS WIZARD?

Are your kids behaving like total GOBSHITES?

Want to tell your in-laws to go FUCKETY BYE?

Don't internalise your stress until you shave yourself bald like a 2007 Britney Spears; save yourself thousands on a 'holiday' to the Priory. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.

Biographical Notes

Becky Glass has had a keen interest in both bollocks and colouring for quite some time. In the summer of 2005 she swore accidentally, and was surprised to find herself more relaxed than before. From that moment on, swearing became a source not only of stress relief, but also of joy. Never one to miss an opportunity for philanthropy, Becky began sketching the best swear words so that others could share in their cathartic powers.

COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS is the culmination of a great journey of self-discovery, danger, romance and intrigue that has taken place over the past decade. Although the story simply contains too many swear words to be written down, she will tell it to you if you ever meet in person.

  • Other details

  • ISBN: 9781409168256
  • Publication date: 07 Jul 2016
  • Page count: 64
  • Imprint: Orion
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