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See Ya Later

The World According to Arron Crascall

By Arron Crascall

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  • £7.99

The world according to the most positive man on the internet, social media megastar Arron Crascall.

Alright guys? It's me, Arron. Or as some people call me, 'that guy with the phone, the skinny jeans and the really fat head on Facebook'.

In a world that seems to be freefalling without a parachute towards utter chaos, I'm here to remind you that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No, in fact, when life gives you lemons, make a fool out of yourself in the lemonade aisle.*

Because there's more to life than Brexit, Bake Off and banging on about being vegan. Yes, with this book - which is my take on the world - you will learn how to survive a proper lads' holiday, become a master in the art of takeaway ordering and find out about the pitfalls of seriously inappropriate tattoos.

So do yourself a favour: turn off the news, cancel that juice cleanse, open your eyes to the brilliant, hilarious world we live in and most importantly . . . buy this book.

SEE YA LATER!
Arron x

*Actually, don't do exactly that, that's my thing.

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  • ISBN: 9781409169383
  • Publication date: 28 Jun 2018
  • Page count: 240
  • Imprint: Trapeze
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