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See Ya Later

The World According to Arron Crascall

By Arron Crascall
Read by Arron Crascall

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Hilarious window into the crazy world of social-media star Arron Crascall.

Alright guys? It's me, Arron. Or as some people call me, 'that guy with the phone, the skinny jeans and the really fat head'.

In a world that seems to be freefalling without a parachute towards utter chaos, I'm here to remind you that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No, in fact, when life gives you lemons, make a fool out of yourself in the lemonade aisle.*

Because there's more to life than Brexit, Bake Off and banging on about being vegan. Yes, with this book - which is my take on the world - you will learn how to survive a proper lads' holiday, become a master in the art of takeaway ordering and find out about the pitfalls of seriously inappropriate tattoos.

So do yourself a favour: turn off the news, cancel that juice cleanse, open your eyes to the brilliant, hilarious world we live in and most importantly . . . buy this book.

SEE YA LATER!
Arron x

*Actually, don't do exactly that, that's my thing.

Written and Read by Arron Crascall
(p) Orion Publishing Group 2017

Biographical Notes

Arron Crascall burst onto the social-media scene back in 2014 with hugely successful compilations on Facebook of his Vine content. Since then, Arron has become a social media megastar with over 4.3 million Facebook followers tuning into his unique blend of comedy sketches along with over a million followers across Twitter, Instagram and YouTube. On Facebook alone, Arron has numerous videos reaching upwards of 30 million views and is one of the UK's most recognised online comedy faces.

Currently starring in his own BBC3 comedy series, Arron has also appeared in documentary/comedy show Stupid Man, Smart Phone with Russell Kane and Drunk History alongside Stephen Mangan. Huge celebrities such as Channing Tatum, Kevin Hart, Ice Cube, Shaggy and Jamie Oliver have also appeared in Arron's videos.

You can follow Arron on:
Facebook: @arroncrascallpage
Instagram: @arron_crascall
Twitter: @arron_crascall
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Arroncrascall
Snapchat: https://www.snapchat.com/add/cracker0001

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  • ISBN: 9781409175544
  • Publication date: 19 Oct 2017
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  • Imprint: Orion
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