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    • ISBN:9781409173755
    • Publication date:02 Nov 2017

Things I Have Drawn

At the Zoo

By Tom Curtis

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  • £9.99

The perfect gift for Father's Day. Hilarious and strange images from the instagram sensation Things I Have Drawn.

Perfect funny stocking-filler gift for fans of the Instagram sensation THINGS I HAVE DRAWN.

KIDS' DRAWINGS HILARIOUSLY BROUGHT TO LIFE.


*****
Have you ever wondered what the world would look like if children's drawings were real?

Wonder no more. Global Instagram sensation THINGS I HAVE DRAWN does just that - and the results are AMAZING.

8-year-old Dom and 6-year-old Al are brothers who love to doodle, and then Dad Tom painstakingly transforms their creations into photorealistic scenes. Join the family on a trip to the zoo and laugh your socks off at all of the weird and wonderful creatures, including a gurning goat, a terrifying polar bear and a rather smug looking flamingo.

Spectacularly funny and slightly disturbing, this book is packed with previously unseen material and the brilliant before-and-after images that have made @thingsihavedrawn such a cult hit.

Biographical Notes

Dom and Al Curtis, along with their dad Tom, are the dream team behind the Instagram sensation @thingsihavedrawn. Dom and Al produce the original masterpieces while Tom fiddles about in Photoshop a bit. When he's not transforming his kids' creations, Tom works for a media agency in London.

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  • ISBN: 9781409173748
  • Publication date: 02 Nov 2017
  • Page count: 144
  • Imprint: Trapeze
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