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Reader I Married Me

By Sophie Tanner

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Why wish away your life waiting for 'the one' when YOU are, in fact, the one

Chloe Usher has just broken up with the love of her life. All her friends urge her to find another man before she disappears down the slippery slope to spinsterhood. One evening, after a particularly messy date and several gins, she realises she doesn't need an 'other half' to complete her. She is enough, just as she is. In an instinctive act of self-love, she announces that she is going to marry herself! The news goes viral and, in the sober light of day, Chloe finds herself thrust firmly into the public eye; suddenly she's the spokesperson for all the single ladies out there. The reactions from her friends and family are mixed, with some thinking she's completely lost the plot. Planning her wedding takes Chloe on a bumpy journey of self-discovery, showing the world that if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?!

Biographical Notes

Writer, PR and content consultant, events organiser and sologamist; in 2015, after twenty years of dating Sophie Tanner married herself!

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  • ISBN: 9781409177616
  • Publication date: 01 Jan 2019
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  • Imprint: Trapeze
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