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The Beaver and the Elephant

By Keith Lemon

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Add some Keith Lemon sparkle to bedtime stories in this hilarious new collection of stories for children from national treasure Keith Lemon! SUITABLE FOR KIDS!

Add some Keith Lemon sparkle to bedtime stories in this hilarious new collection of stories for children from national treasure Keith Lemon! SUITABLE FOR KIDS!

Having penned his memoir, bestselling author and TV favourite Keith Lemon has turned his attention to children's books...

Yes, you read that correctly.

May we introduce Beaver and Elephant - an unlikely pairing but the best of friends! This first book, containing three short stories, brings Keith's distinctive style to the page and follows the adventures of the bossy Beaver and the bumbling but loveable Elephant - whether they are shopping for shoes, splashing around in the sea on holiday or getting into the Christmas spirit. You might even spot a strawberry blonde northern businessman in there too.

Endearing and entertaining, Keith's wonderful illustrations are superimposed onto real life photography to create a children's book like no other.

Perfect bedtime reading to keep you and your child entertained!

Biographical Notes

Born and raised in Leeds, Keith Lemon is a northern sex symbol and national treasure. He is the author of bestselling books The Rules: 69 Ways to be Successful, Being Keith and Little Keith Lemon as well as a new series of children's stories, The Beaver and the Elephant. You may have seen him on TV shows such as Celebrity Juice, Through the Keyhole, Lemon La Vida Loca, Lemonaid, Sing if You Can, Bo! Selecta and Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour.

Follow him on Twitter at https://twitter.com/lemontwittor and join Keith on Facebook to see more www.facebook.com/officialkeithlemon.

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  • ISBN: 9781444012996
  • Publication date: 23 Oct 2014
  • Page count: 64
  • Imprint: Trapeze
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