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    • ISBN:9780753820735
    • Publication date:26 Jan 2006

Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About

By Mil Millington

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The bestselling cult comedy from Mil Millington published alongside his new novel, Love and Other Near Death Experiences

The bestselling cult comedy from Mil Millington

'Insightful and wickedly funny' Heat

Pel Dalton leads an uneventful life. His days are spent bluffing his way through an IT job in the university library, pillow-fighting with his two sons, surviving family outings to the supermarket, and finding new things to argue about with Ursula, his German girlfriend. But things are about to change...

In this funny tale of love, fatherhood and Anglo-German relations Pel discovers that sometimes the things that drive you crazy can be the only things that can keep you sane.

Biographical Notes

Mil Millington is the creator of the cult website www.thingsmygirlfriendandIhavearguedabout.com and co-founder of www.theweekly.co.uk. He writes for various newspapers and magazines and was named by the Guardian as one of the top five debut novelist of 2002. Mil lives in the West Midlands with his girlfriend and their two children.

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  • ISBN: 9781780221960
  • Publication date: 06 Oct 2011
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